J. Michael Straczynski
Writer, Ten Grand, Sidekick, The Adventures of Apocalypse Al
J. Michael Straczynski is . . . is . . . no, we're sorry, we just can't do this any more. Yes, he's won all kinds of awards—Eisner, Inkpot, Hugo, Icon, Saturn, others—and yes, he's the guy behind Joe's Comics (Ten Grand, Sidekick, The Adventures of Apocalypse Al, and the relaunch of Dream Police that's going to happen at Comic-Con 2014), and he's written a boatload of movies, from Changeling to World War Z . . . but seriously, have you seen this guy eat? The aftermath looks like a freaking bomb went off. Add to that a personality like a mouthful of sawdust and you've got . . . you've got . . . hell, we don't even know. But he's here. Again. God help us all.